thanks for forgetting it was my birthday

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

❝ You are valuable and irreplaceable. If you are ever told otherwise, do not believe it. ❞

Gosh I miss you.

It’s been forever since I’ve last seen you!

When I think of you, I can only imagine the things we used to stay up late talking about.

I get giddy with so much excitement,

Can you imagine the things we’d talk about now?

Boys?

Penis jocks?

Travelling?

The earth?

More than likely, none of these things, but college.

Truth is, I’m scared of college.

I’m scared I’ll fail or I’ve found the wrong major or just.

Everything.

Turning into an adult is a scary transition.

It’s like, all of a sudden, there are these cultural standards where you turn into an infant and magically, all in one minute, a hairy, smelly, sexual, adult.

I think I’ll always end up being a kid though, no matter how mature my face gets or where my hair falls out or what moles have to be taken off.

When will the next time be when I last see you?

DAILY MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER

oecis:

mercurykiss:

ofdemonsandtimelords:

THAT YOU ARE

AND THAT ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. KEEP BEING AWESOME, DON’T LET THE DOUCHE BAGS GET YOU DOWN, AND REMEMBER THAT I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE YOU.

I’m reblogging this because it’s an awesome message, BUT ALSO BECAUSE I HOVERED OVER IT

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jaclcfrost:

arguing with tall people like “don’t make me come up there”